It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
