gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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