u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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