It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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