going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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