pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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