You're so nebulous sometimes
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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