Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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