there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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