It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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