Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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