Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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