its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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