Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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