found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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