I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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