I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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