Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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