My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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