Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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