Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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