Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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