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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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