Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She's the barista slut.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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