I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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