yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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