I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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