i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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