dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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