What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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