he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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