physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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