Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize