She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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