The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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