i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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