People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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