But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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