After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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