we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Never underestimate the power of titties
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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