Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is Oprah even human
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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