Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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