I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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