new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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