Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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