ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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