It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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