you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
