haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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