This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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