am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
