Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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