i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
