Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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