R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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